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I’m still worried about the shoes.
That line, and this slide, was in one of my talks for a long time. It was funny and I still miss it.
Aug 25
Why did an admiring comment make me feel so weird?
In my next life, I’m going to be a good dancer.
Aug 13
Can age be “just a number?” I’d say no.
For over 20 years I thought out loud about age and ageism on my This Chair Rocks blog (www.thischairrocks.com/blog). This is one of a couple of posts I…
Aug 6

July 2026

Be more cunty?
My nieces teach me things.
Jul 28
The beach is for everyone
In Spain's Basque Country, they really mean it.
Jul 23
a thank you
Jul 20
0:56
Might you share my condition?
There's a name for it: analexaphobia.
Jul 17
Sari Botton interviews Ashton Applewhite
A recording from Ashton Applewhite and Sari Botton's live video
Jul 14
34:32
Age cooties
If you’d told me 25 years ago that I’d become fascinated by aging, I’d have said, “Why on earth would I want to spend my time thinking about something…
Jul 13
Doing my first Substack Live with Oldster creator Sari Botton
Join us next next Tuesday afternoon at 3pm EST
Jul 9
Two women with canes cross the street …
Just the other day I was strolling to the subway through picturesque Greenwich Village at dusk, enjoying the spring evening.
Jul 8
No one has more things they don’t say any more
because I wrote the Truly Tasteless Jokes books
Jul 5
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